OK, seriously: enough with the bacon.
It was the subject of the first comic I ever did. Fast forward almost two years, and America’s bac-o-holism still runs rampant.
Every week, there’s a new commercial for some shitty fast food place’s latest 17,000 calorie porcine abomination. Hell, forget bacon commercials – there’s an entire disgusting show about it now.
People still call it “meat candy” (ugh). They still wear bacon t-shirts. And apparently, now they even enjoy watching a guy travel the country committing slow, bacon-assisted suicide on TV.
My point is that bacon is still a thing, people still won’t shut up about it, and I still don’t get it.